|Category1name||Sex and shit|
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "you won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything."<br></br>
His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blow job?"<br></br>
"No, I never found her head."