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1120 What do you call three thousand dead Americans?

A good start.
Religion and racism > Americans

Score: 66
1122 100 years ago, 20 white men chasing a black man was called the Klu Klux Klan.

Now it's called Formula 1.
Racism > Ku Klux Klan
Sports > Motor Racing
Author: micky mouth
Date: Wed, 20 Jun 2007 23:03:53 +0100
Up: 43.4
Down: 3.0
Up: 57
Down: 3
Score: 538.8
1193 What do you do when you see 100 dead Arabs?

Laugh and reload!
Racism > All Races

Score: 165.2
1225 What has eight legs and a big black cunt?

The A-Team.
Jokes with no home > TV

1241 Billy : Mum, I've got the biggest cock at nursery school, is that cos im a big boy?

Mum: No, it cos your 28 and retarded. Now watch before you slabber your spaghetti down your new Celtic top.
Celebrity and news events > Football

Author: rybos1980
Date: Fri, 22 Jun 2007 22:35:42 +0100
Up: 131.2
Down: 37.2
Up: 164
Down: 54
Score: 1,458.6
1272 Why did God create yeast infections?

So women would also know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt.

1278 A Paki dies and goes up to heaven. He knocks on the gates and St Peter opens them and says, "What the fuck do you want?"

"I am here for Jesus." says the Paki.

St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here."
Racism > Pakistani

Author: wamphyri
Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:00:00 +0100
Up: 71.4
Down: 4.0
Up: 105
Down: 8
Score: 605.2
1306 What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.
Illness and Mortality > Disability
Illness and Mortality > Wheelchair
Author: atavachron
Date: Sat, 23 Jun 2007 17:03:53 +0100
Up: 45.6
Down: 8.8
Up: 56
Down: 12
Score: 778.8
1365 What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once!
Sex and shit > Young girls

1415 Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?

They give them gas.
Sex and shit > Big cocks

1548 Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?

Ain't the future great?
Racism > ??? Other

Author: SirRofalot
Date: Wed, 27 Jun 2007 01:42:05 +0100
Up: 24.8
Down: 2.2
Up: 44
Down: 3
Score: 578.4
1594 A man says to his wife, "Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

His wife replies, "You've got a bigger dick than your brother."
Other > Family

Score: 1,107.6
1610 What's grey, runs along walls and kills Jews?

Gas Pipes.
In The News > Holocaust

Author: omgitsruss
Date: Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:25:21 +0100
Up: 77.0
Down: 14.8
Up: 97
Down: 18
Score: 736.8
1618 Whats the odd one out ??

A: Washing Machine

B: Toaster

C: Woman

D: Freezer

B Toaster - It's the only one that doesn't drip when it's fucked

1634 What's the definition of necrophilia?

Cracking open a cold one!
Sex and Shit > Necrophiliac

Author: SickRich
Date: Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:07:15 +0000
Up: 55.6
Down: 9.4
Up: 66
Down: 11
Score: -12
1641 (Newspaper headline above picture of Lewis Hamilton on the podium)

Celebrity and news events > Lewis Hamilton

1662 How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

Illness and Mortality > Blindness

Author: P45
Date: Thu, 28 Jun 2007 21:53:19 +0000
Up: 108.4
Down: 11.6
Up: 130
Down: 14
Score: 1,363.2
1691 The new Chris Benoit action figure has appeared on Amazon. It's not suitable for young kids though, as it's a choking hazard. Celebrity and news events > Chris Benoit

Score: 43
1694 Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he'd like to eat.

"I'll have some fuckin' French toast," he says.

The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants.

"Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin' French toast for me," he says.

She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast.

"I don't know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don't want the fuckin' French toast."
Other > Children
Other > Family
Author: NUFC
Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:23:04 +0100
Up: 52.6
Down: 7.4
Up: 55
Down: 9
Score: 805.8
1716 This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency. After receiving his money he asks, "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less Yuans in return?"

The banker says, "Fluctuations."

The Chinese guy replies, "Fluck you Blitish too."
Racism > Chinese

Author: pornstar
Date: Sat, 30 Jun 2007 14:11:56 +0100
Up: 337.0
Down: 45.2
Up: 465
Down: 62
Score: 1,848.4