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1666147 TV > Reality TV

Author: Reject Dog
Date: Sun, 29 Nov 2015 10:30:05 +0000
Up: 64.0
Down: 19.0
Up: 180
Down: 51
Score: 45
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1666154 Religion > Muslim
Religion > Catholicism
Other > Moral
Author: Harrylechat
Date: Sun, 29 Nov 2015 11:34:47 +0000
Up: 16.6
Down: 14.2
Up: 43
Down: 31
Score: 2.4
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1666161 Religion > Christianity
Religion > Prayer
Author: Milo
Date: Sun, 29 Nov 2015 13:09:33 +0000
Up: 63.8
Down: 16.0
Up: 183
Down: 52
Score: 47.6
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1666166 Sex and Shit > Testicles
In The News > Islamic State
Author: 8 ace
Date: Sun, 29 Nov 2015 14:30:11 +0000
Up: 34.4
Down: 6.4
Up: 100
Down: 16
Score: 28
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1666171 Sex and Shit > Feminists

Author: pigeon
Date: Sun, 29 Nov 2015 15:22:12 +0000
Up: 14.2
Down: 6.4
Up: 35
Down: 16
Score: 7.8
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1666173 Sex and Shit > Indecent Exposure

Author: adamski67
Date: Sun, 29 Nov 2015 15:41:15 +0000
Up: 13.2
Down: 4.6
Up: 34
Down: 11
Score: 8.6
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1666177 Racism > Black
Events > Black Friday
Author: Andychrist96
Date: Sun, 29 Nov 2015 15:57:31 +0000
Up: 42.4
Down: 20.0
Up: 124
Down: 44
Score: 22.4
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1666181 Crime > Murder
Crime > Asphyxiation
Author: dannyboyskiwonder
Date: Sun, 29 Nov 2015 16:24:29 +0000
Up: 9.0
Down: 7.6
Up: 25
Down: 18
Score: 1.4
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1666183 Sports > Tennis

Author: jackmeough
Date: Sun, 29 Nov 2015 16:43:14 +0000
Up: 61.8
Down: 13.0
Up: 193
Down: 29
Score: 48.8
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1666188 Sports > Boxing

Author: Bushey_Oneliner
Date: Sun, 29 Nov 2015 17:16:29 +0000
Up: 17.8
Down: 8.2
Up: 57
Down: 21
Score: 9.6
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1581170 !! LIVERPOOL FANS WARNING !!

If you leave a child in your car during this hot weather please ensure a window is open so they can at least have a fag.
Sports > Football

Author: garrygwizz
Date: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 19:38:52 +0100
Up: 216.8
Down: 57.2
Up: 812
Down: 246
Score: 159.2
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860159 !News Flash! David Cameron found dead, people have taken to the streets and Theres mass riots and parliments heading to be dissolved.



I don't do newsflashes, but if I did, they'd probably be the best newsflashes in the world.
Politics > ??? Other
TV > Adverts
Score: 3
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1567121 #Bring back our Girls......and while you're at it , bring back the lime-barrel in Cadbury's Milk Tray too. In The News > Missing Persons

Author: funboy3
Date: Thu, 08 May 2014 11:10:26 +0100
Up: 1.2
Down: 0.0
Up: 2
Score: 1.2
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1416224 #cutforbieber isn't tragic.



It's natural selection.
Celebrities > Justin Bieber

Score: 107.8
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740849 £2 to get in and you can drink all you like.



Such a shame the local swimming pool water tastes like piss.
Other > ??? Random

Score: 3.4
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27347 £3.50 Pints! Jokes with no home > Beer

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1111782 â??"10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash."

Score: -0.8
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1027472 â??4 gay guys sitting in a jacuzzi.



A puddle of sperm floats to the top.



"Ok guys, who farted?"
Sex and shit > Homophobia

Score: 1
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1529959 £148 Million Winning Lottery couple set to divorce.



Adrian Bayford interviewed oustide Chinawhite's made just one comment 'it just goes to show that money can't make you happy' before disappearing inside with page 3 twins Katya & Tanya.
In The News > Lottery Winners

Score: 3.4
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1644978 £150 million to refurbish Buckingham palace.



The queen is open to other quotes, but insists they are from companies who are corgi registered.
In The News > Headlines

Author: daza2121
Date: Wed, 24 Jun 2015 13:43:59 +0100
Up: 55.2
Down: 18.0
Up: 152
Down: 54
Score: 37.2
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